Handy guide to modern science
- If its green or it wriggles, it's biology.
- If its stinks, it's chemistry.
- If it doesn't work, it's physics.
Scientific and futuristic graffiti
- Entropy isn't what it used to be.
- There's no future in time travel.
- Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
- Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Young's law
All great discoveries are made by mistake.
Corollary: the greater the funding, the longer it takes to make the mistake.
Cancer Talk
It has been scientifically proven that scientists cause cancer in laboratory rats.
Some cross-breeding!
"After two years of trying, scientists at the Yerkes Regional Primate center have managed to get a chimpanzee pregnant." Scientist, December 26, 1988.
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